Lord Save Us, Not Another ETL Tool Please!

just what we need ... another one ...

Just when you think you can’t take it anymore, not even a single one, not even a small tiny little bitty one. Pop. Another one comes out of the proverbial tech oven, nice and hot.

That’s what it feels like these days with ETL tools. Oh? You’re one of those people who’ve seen the light and you don’t do ETL anymore? Reverse ETL? Streaming. Low Code/No Code for you?

Doesn’t really matter what your persuasion is, they pump them Modern Data Stack “data transfer and transformation” tools out like hotcakes. Even your grandmother would be impressed.